Ducks need diapers if they are inside ducks

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xoxo"Chameleon" a film i directed was just selected by The New York Independent Film Festival as official selection in multiple categories. tbd... filmnet.io/new-york-indep…

As you all know, I've complained about the lit world and culture enough to fill the world's libraries and bookstores ten times over. And, despite the genius and frequently hilarious and even prophetic nature of my remarks—in addition to the success of my popular novel, The

Somehow it feels like there’s the same limited number of people on here—the same thousand or so people—like a high school or something.

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Human brains in a 2024 study were 0.5 percent plastic by weight.

Woman texting presumably husband in line to board plane: “you know what u fucking did.”

I feel alienated on multiple levels from writers/artists who think art is pointless whenever the president is someone they didn't vote for.

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please allow me this viscous humour