The only public pranks we should condone are ones like these

Former Yankee Gleyber Torres scoring from 1B with former Yankee Randy Vasquez on the mound

You poor fools in Atlanta have no idea what you’re in for with Alex VerNoodle

Jazz makes it a 2 run game. New life in this game? 👀

Gleyber comes through! (For Detroit though 🥲)

Today was a very rough & emotional day at work today. I will not go into detail because it involves my client’s personal lives but I will say that what they told me this morning was so sad and I’ve been thinking about it all day. I pray for them to have peace in their hearts 🙏

Volpe has been struggling since this

MOOTS DO IT name: Trevor Alley height: 5'11 star sign: Pisces nickname: T age: 26 siblings: complicated relationship status: single crushing on: Victoria Justice pets: 2 dogs fav season: Fall fav color: Yankee blue living in: FL

Aaron Judge since this tweet: (240 G, 1,062 PA) .315/.452/. 672 1.125 OPS .465 wOBA 83 HR 209 wRC+ 15.9 fWAR

I miss him

Aaron Judge leads all hitters since 2024 in: - BA (.335) - OBP (.466) - SLG% (.706) - OPS (1.172) - wRC+ (224) - HR (65) - RBI (170) - WAR (13.7) No one better, no one close.

Aaron Judge in his last 365 days has a higher wRC+ than any hitter in the history of baseball has ever had in a single season Holy. Shit.

Gerrit Cole says hi

Belli-Wells

Okay that’s it… fuck Devin Williams. Get off the team

Devin Williams is definitely not a Yankee.

I’m going to be offline for a short while. I promise that everything is good. I’ll be back.