Give me chicken.

I WILL HAVE ALL THE CHICKENS!

Thought of the day: Chicken.

Anyone have a chicken I could borrow?

Chicken farmers shall hold a place of honor in my kingdom.

Chicken is the answer to my problems. I will accept your offerings now.

#chicken

Happy Thanksgiving. Now give me all the thanks for not stealing your chickens. But also give me the chickens.

Tis the season to eat chicken.

The three most beautiful words in the english language: "Here's some chicken."

The humans are making chicken. They have thus far not given me all of it. I shall ruin them.

Santa will bring me all the chickens for Christmas for I have been a good boy. Otherwise I shall see to his ruin!

Happy new year peasants! May it be filled with much chickens.

The humans are still withholding the chickens. It is a sad day indeed.