Nice try, blocked number but I don`t even answer the phone for people I know.

Now and Later candy…When you want some candy but also crave a dislocated jaw and pulled out fillings!

Becoming an adult was the worst decision I’ve ever made in my life!

It’s raining again, but it’s a warm gentle rain…I’m going turkey hunting 🏹🦃

From the flight deck this is your captain, the responsible adult sign goes off at noon…You know what to do🫵🏾

Good morning friends never forget the only real mistake in life is the mistake we from which we learn nothing.

I remember once years ago the ex said “we should have another baby” and I was like uhhhhh “you mean together?”
#ManTip

BREAKING: Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey says he will be taking action against Kansas City for doxxing #Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker last night.

“I will enforce the Missouri Human Rights Act to ensure Missourians are not targeted for their free exercise of religion.”

If ignorance really was really bliss we`d have a lot more really happy people on the left!

My buddy asked me once years ago if he could crash on my couch. I had to explain to him that I`m married now and that`s where I sleep. #ManTip

If you get tired, learn to rest, not to quit!

Good morning friends we made another day together and let me remind you no matter what is going on in your life…some one the best parts of your life haven’t even happened yet!

Be careful what you share about your personal life, never give anyone anything they can use to harm you…

The best 2 pieces advice I ever gave…”learn too heal without venting to everyone” and “don’t react to toxic people, cut them off silently”

Always walk outside nearer the street when escorting a lovely lady in the city…most muggings come from a person hidden on the inner side of a sidewalk anyway … plus gives you an escape route #ManTip

Old man alert sign…asking your wife or GF to drive…When that happens it’s over!

Last night pounded all 7 beers in the fridge, so I can get the bottles in the bin for recycling day today!

Good morning friends we made another day together, let’s find our peace today and share the peace and joy with everyone today. Don’t wait for tomorrow, for it may never come, we have today!

I love this oscillating fan, 4 out of every 14 seconds!

Which meal you having the morning after being hammered in the clubs in the 80s or 90s in the Ohio River Valley