I want to publicly apologize to squidward.

A bitch will kiss you like this knowing fully well she got a pad on🤣

BREAKING NEWS🚨: The Person reading this will become financially stable in April.

Mutual masturbation >>>>>>>>>

I highly recommend you find yourself a clingy (healthy) lovey dovey partner who's super excited about you. Life is too short to spend it with someone who act like showing love is a chore.

Wake me up like this

Me when I finally lose interest in the person I was obsessed with.

If the algorithm brought you here that means you are due for a win streak.

I need 48 hors in another city with some soo nasty 😮‍💨

When you eat her out for the first time and she tastes just a beautiful as she looks. 😮‍💨

You ever notice you don’t run into people GOD removed from your life?!!?

Dear algorithm, show this to everyone who will achieve this no matter what.

Money is about to find you.