Apologies to Iowans, whose days of always being politically front-and-center seemed to be over. I didn’t realize how far you were willing to go to win the nation’s attention back

Watching election results come in on cable news networks before 9pm: "Here's two numbers. Now, keep in mind, they don't actually mean anything. Now let's look over here at a comparison of two more numbers that we shouldn't read too much into."

One of my favs is the way moderate Republicans told me my whole voting life that Roe v Wade would never be taken down and anyone who said so was being hysterical.

For future reference, "I'd like to know more about your policies," is Midwestern/Rustbelt for "I'm not voting for you."

I thank election night for reminding me how batshit insane it is to watch cable news networks.

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the most powerful person in an antique store always looks like this

Yes, fiction writers could never have imagined two egomaniacs teaming up and subsequently getting at each other's throats.

Always fun to see how Q-anon types spin this kind of news. Is Elon evil now? Is this all a show? Is Elon just Trump in a mask and that's Trump II we're seeing in The White House? So many directions it could go.

The food of my people is cold cuts and macaroni salad. I kid you not, this was what we all ate after my grandfather's funeral.

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Most books I consume are audiobooks because I can do things like walk the dog or fold laundry along with them, but there definitely is a special kind of magic in actually sitting down and reading words on a page that make you stop and look up, either to laugh or cry or just vibe

Big debate on the far-right right now about whether Tyler Robinson’s dad should’ve killed his son himself, rather than turn him in. Tucker Carlson’s favorite podcaster has taken the pro-dad murder side. Healthy culture!

“If it comes from a person’s mind, there will be people who like it” gotta be the most inspiring/reassuring thing I’ve heard all week Chris Fleming