Ever lose someone? A friend, a lover, a family member? Welcome to the New You. It’s a new chapter every time. A New You. #CRS2026 #NewMusic #Spotify open.spotify.com/track/5cewI9GU…

Chuck Norris doesn’t “die.” Death just finally worked up the courage to meet him. R.I.P. #ChuckNorris 1940-2026

Hiya Bank of America wayyyyyy too much talking by the pre-recorded chick while on hold. Its #ANNOYING. Being on hold is supposed to be #RELAXING. After being spoken too constantly by the time you reach customer service you are #PISSEDOFF!

The International Agency for Research on #Cancer (IARC) classifies #alcoholic beverages as a Group 1 #carcinogen, which means there is strong, sufficient evidence that it causes cancer in humans.

Widespread habit may raise #colorectalcancer risk more than you think foxnews.com/health/widespr… #FoxNews

Serious question. How is the #moon's #gravity so strong it pulls on the #ocean creating the tides, but doesn't affect rivers and lakes🤔🤔

Not only does the United States not have a #king, it’s never had one…. Furthermore, the U.S. isn’t a #democracy. It’s a constitutional republic. Facts. #NoKings

#NoKings

I signed up for the #DeathClock app! See your #death date > deathclock.app.link/vtEc0tNyU1b .h

Life will never stop throwing you curve balls. Shut up and swing the bat. ~ me

Burchett on %aliens: ‘You’d be up at night’ if ‘the things that I’ve seen’ are released thehill.com/homenews/house… #Artemis

Bro Josh Gad just a friendly reminder. #Spaceballs2 needs to be renamed Spaceballs 8 because there has been SEVEN #StarWars movies already made. Eight comes after Seven!

#FCancer, a nonprofit focused on #cancer prevention and early detection, has declared its mission to “beat cancer off, literally” — imploring #men to #ejaculate more for their #health. At least 21 times a month, to be exact.

Bro Josh Gad just a friendly reminder there’s only two ways that you’ll ruin #Spaceballs: 1.) if you make it modern day comedy. It has to be 80s comedy full throttle #blazingsaddles style comedy. 2.) any #CGI at all. Trust me. I’m the #Schwartz speaking to you!

#JoAdell Robs THREE #HomeRuns in One Game youtu.be/NwCLtVXOqyc?si… via YouTube

#HappyEasterHolidays to everyone! #EasterSunday #happyeastereveryone #HappyEasterDay

We are all children of the universe.

Earth moves through space at multiple, combined speeds: it spins at ~1,000 mph orbits the Sun at ~67,000 mph and travels with the solar system around the Milky Way at 483,000–514,000 mph Overall, our galaxy drifts at ~1.3 million mph! TERRIFYING! How does anyone deal with that?

One of the top ten performances in history, and all she does is stand there and sing—no dancers, no nose rings, no wild gimmicks, no auto-tune.

#Artemis II #SPLASHDOWN LIVE | Watch #Orion Return | NBC New York youtube.com/live/GG_KT6tfq… via YouTube