Here’s what YOU can do about the humanitarian crisis on the border:

BWAHAHAHAHA #CoronationDay

This is me, has been me and hopefully will always be me. I don’t mind just rolling with it when it comes to kids- especially while traveling, I wish more people in the world could just roll with it on every level.

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 1 Jun 2009 (via Twi Age 🥳).

Let me introduce myself... 📷: Rockefeller Center

Went to imm court today b/c client’s notice said in-person hearing. Asylum- seeking clients driven 2 hrs by volunteer to get there. No Pulaar interpreter was present. ICE prosecutor appeared by phone. A substitute judge appeared by video & just reset all cases for a new date.

Today, I'll be adorned with this amazing crystal star that's worth more than your home and weighs more than your emotional baggage. 📷: NYCRobyn 📷

I will not give any interviews to media outlets that continue to mention my age or weight. It's not okay to talk about Santa's weight, but it's okay for a tree? Rude. I AM MORE THAN MY STATS.

If you recently went to a Target in the city and were irritated that they didn't have any Christmas lights, that's on me. I had my staff go and buy a few extra thousand for me to cover up my bald spots. If you saw what they looked like before, you'd totally understand.

Oh thank God we're almost done. Learning what the word claustrophobic means was not fun. 📷: Josh Madison

Insider Tip: If you have to ask if you’re on Santa's naughty or nice list, you already know the answer to the question.

Not commenting on the election here, just noting that deporting what some estimate at half of all farmworkers in the country is the kind of thing that will cause grocery prices to go UP, not down.

A joke that’s racist is still racist.

Kate Sullivan Remember, as they try to weasel out of this, Tony Hinchcliffe was reading off a teleprompter. His “jokes” were vetted, approved, and uploaded into the queue.

Cannot wait for Tim Miller on Bill Maher tonight!!

Remember, you can do YOU

Dear Christmas Eve Voter, I say to you: Things aren't that bad, and they'll get a hell of a lot worse under the rule of a mad king.

BREAKING: ‘Will I Am’ just dropped a new single called “Yes She Can”. Hint: “She” is Kamala Harris. Everyone in America needs to hear it:

When you get in line tomorrow, stay in line.As long as you’re in line when the poll closes you will be able to vote. Don’t let anyone intimidate you. If someone does,ask for a poll worker,that’s their job, they’ve been trained to handle it instagram.com/p/DB7jQsixXFU/…

Tonight, Aldea - PJC got word that a mother who was unlawfully separated from her daughter and deported away from her during Zero Tolerance, was ordered to be returned and reunited - after being unable to see her child for more than FIVE years. The law still can be so powerful.