it really bugs me that “downtown” in some cities is actually north

my hidden talent is that I can formulate inside jokes with people I've known for 10 minutes

one of my coworkers came up to me and goes "are you a gamer?" I look at her, eyebrow raised, "why do you ask?" she shrugs and says "you talk like one."

how does one professionally ask their coworkers if they wanna start a minecrat server?

might start tweaking if I don't get to see Timo Meier score a goal soon

"have kids to continue your bloodline" "have kids so someone takes care of you when you're older" WRONG! have kids to fight the goalie shortage

Godspeed is such a funny word. why is God speeding. is he going as fast as Lightning McQueen? I doubt it.

the crew for the boat I go fishing on are all Yankees fans and I think I need to assert my dominance by wearing a Red Sox hat.

instead of having a first dance, I do intend on having a first game of horse at my wedding instead

it's a good thing i like painting my nails & fluffy romance novels bc otherwise my personality would be sports, fishing, and cars and well. that would be ridiculous.

I need those sister traveling pants or whatever because none of my pants fit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your driving instructor and professional dog petter are getting married

Bossman told me to take a "break" and to "chill until January." I do not know what those words mean.

at what point do my girl dinners become so sophisticated that it's just considered cooking?

it only makes sense that a guy calling me beautiful would be followed up with me tripping over my own feet. I’ve got that YA romance novel rizz

nachos, but made with goldfish. thoughts?

the feminine urge to refer to fake meat as "feat" but being too disgusted by the concept of feet to actually say it ever

I just fully reinstalled Windows in hopes of fixing whatever problem I had with Overwatch. I got to dominate a lobby for like 5 minutes. before it crashed again. Overwatch hates winners.

the things I would do to be able to play Portal for the first time again

do LinkedIn games have a competitive mode? asking for a friend............................