first hot day of the year and I am already suffering to death I have GOT to move to the frigid wastes of Moon Castle

pbr tastes like fucking shit I fear

scientists have discovered that beast mode is a real mode

elite college in america is so funny. you do everything perfect in high school just to get your name in the lottery and then you finally get there and have to be classmates with meghan mccain

eff (fuck) the following states: mississippi. texas. indiana. oklahoma. and texas for a second time

this is exactly what it would look like if I tried to draw a mammoth. maybe the way our brains turn things into lines is very innate and baked in there. idk whatever or some crap

I’m beginning to think target is a fully fraudulent store on the level of trader joes

you ever see your name printed with your middle initial and you’re like hm that can’t be right

this can’t be fucking real

Protestors achieve a longtime dream of many NYU students and faculty: Walling off the business school so that nobody can access it.

why is a linguist teaching music appreciation? this columbia place must be very poorly funded sad to see

slowpoke is one of the most beloved animals of all time psyduck is slime on the pavement

are you high? you’re being really annoying:/

epic beard guy is almost gone...soon epic mullet guy will go away...but what horrors await us

Lol… you thought I was eating smoothpaste. Nope, it was the Sludge Mysterious.

didn’t really need to draw a line on it. could’ve just just held your finger there. kind of distressing

the people love the funny cat but few will listen to Webern… many such cases…