‶Known to be 𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙞𝙖𝙡. But those that think that have never seen me in a 𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙯𝙤𝙣𝙚." - ɪᴘᴄ ᴍᴀɴᴀɢᴇʀ, ᴛᴏᴘᴀᴢ ༄ ꜱᴇʀɪᴏᴜꜱ/ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ ༄ (ɴ)ꜱꜰᴡ ༄ ᴍɪɴᴏʀꜱ ᴅɴɪ 「 #HSRRP #GIRP #MVRP 」

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What kind of dog am I?

So ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ᵀᴴᴱ 𝑫𝐀͟𝐖͟𝐍͟𝐁͟𝐑͟𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐑., about 14 kids.

Wait what. I was joking 💧

Fine. We can have 14 kids.

NO.

Caz how did you forget your own girlfriend.

….fine.

i don't think people love me. they love versions of me i have spun for them， versions of me they have construed in their minds. the easy versions of me， the easy parts of me to love.

one life spent with you, is all that i could wish for.

/ dude as if I don’t yap at you every day. even my boyfriend is like saying I have a masters degree in yapology.

Cվɾҽղҽ.

How did you know? [She smiled, dropping her hands.]

This deadbeat got me pregnant then dipped.

???

Oh?

What is a bumper?