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I'm trying to drink tea so that I could hang out with Weiss more But the bags keep falling into my mouth. Help.

Hey Weiss? I need you to answer something important for me. @StainSnowFlake

... ... Does Lightning McQueen use health insurance or life insurance?

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😘How's😘this😘you😘big😘nerd?😘

Now that I think about it, life insurance and car insurance would be the same thing in the Cars universe wouldn't it? Thanks Weiss! I knew you'd have the answer.

You're the one who came up with it so nope! I'm gonna tell everyone my super smart girlfriend came up with this idea!

That's... Not funny.

Next time I'll print out more copies. And I'll put your full name on it! Can't be too careful, after all~!

What if I give you tea for a year?

Oh sweetheart. You say that like I wouldn't put out a city wide alert for you!

I remember that I have to take the teabag out before serving it, yes.

Yup! Use a mini-strainer.

You wouldn't believe the amount of times I've gotten hit in the face with a teabag because I kept forgetting to take them out.

You say this like I won't stick posters all over Remnant.

Sweetheart, you underestimate the lengths I'll go for you.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO WIFE

First thing I'll do when I get off this island and get home? Buy a race car bed. I'll get a big one for Yang too for when Blake comes over.

Also upgrades to Crescent Rose. She deserves it.