Sports are the modern day Roman Coloseum. It was built to help keep the populace from revolting,ndio naonanga wanaume wanaongelea mpira kila siku naskia damu ikichemuka,jinga nyinyi

Watoto wa wadosi badala waambie mababa zao wawapatie kazi kwa their multimillion companies wao wanashona crotchets,wengine wanavaa nguo za nyanya zao wakiziita OTC,wengine wanafanya make up tutorials huko Youtube with 10 subscribers,kwani hii watu namna gani buana

Na mchunge sana there was a book i read sometime back saying the earth resets itself after 250,000years through flooding,kama unafanya ngono leo represent all bechelors in the planet who would die as vajins

Lakini in all honesty a man being sexually harrased by your female boss isn't that bad unless shes ugly or old,Shida hukuwa sasa the aftermath after ameboeka kugongwa na wewe,miezi mbili haiishangi kama hujatemwa,wewe na hiyo kigongi yako mnatafutiangwa makosa mnafukuzwa

Namna gani buana,mmejaribu kurusha nanasi ndani?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Siku ya kwanza kuitisha kahawa wakaniletea ile ya Tbag nilirarua nikamwaga majani ndani ya maji moto,Kuitisha waiter kichungi ndio mambo ilichemka,akashindwa kufungia kicheko,She laughed for 3 minutes non stop trying to say something i couldn't decypher,kidogo nimrarue kofi

You can be 22 years old but you talk and behave like a 45year old,yani maisha ilikuharakisha ukazeeka ukiwa mtoto,when you sit down with your agemates uskize vitu wanaongea unaona ni ujinga na utoto,the intellectual margin is so big,ata bibi inabidi umetafuta mzee kukuliko

Boy anabonga ngoso mingi unadhani Ako n akili kumbee n fala tu

is this too much to ask for

you’re all going to Hell, sorry.

God: I love everyone equally

Me: what if they don't believe in you?

God: THEY'LL END UP IN HELL WHERE THEY WILL SUFFER FOR ETERNITY