If a Scottish lass were to cuss me out all that’s playing in my head is Amazed by Lonestar 🤠

If I’m ever with a trans woman and you call your princess wand a clitoris that’ll be the day I won’t be able to make you climax

Sorry people but just like the female orgasm the clitoris is a myth

Just sayin’ 🤷‍♂️

I’m going to body shame big dick people like “Bet you hurt the ones you’re trying to be intimate with. Fucking loser.”

Just got out the shower but this brain will never be clean cause I’m

Banger

Might actually call myself the comeback king

Cause all this cum on my back 😩🥵

Out here like Meek Mills the way I always Get Uuhhp

I’d rather isolate myself and deal with my problems by myself than project it into others or try swapping destinies

I’m Mac, u late

Timeless classic

I don’t know if it’s because he speaks with conviction or because the fact that he’s actually certified but I trust this guy

Certified Side Ninja Secret youtube.com/shorts/XycgX4R…

I realise I might be THE most irritating person on legs but you’ve got to understand …

*smoke bomb

🏃‍♂️💨💥🥷