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Not Bono

@totallynotbono

I swear this isn't Bono, stop asking

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Jesse Rogers (@jesserogersespn) 's Twitter Profile Photo

FWIW, per @ESPNStatsInfo: Teams trailing 2-0 in a best-of-7 World Series are 1-17 in Game 3 when trailing by multiple runs at any point and have lost 17 in a row. The only win was the Tigers in 1908 against the Cubs (trailed 3-1, won 8-3). Dodgers lead 3-0.

SpursMuse (@spurs_muse) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Stephon Castle has guarded 56 different NBA players through the first six games. Not a single one has hit multiple field goals when Castle was assigned to them. THE CASTLE DOORS ARE SEALED. 🏰

Stephon Castle has guarded 56 different NBA players through the first six games.

Not a single one has hit multiple field goals when Castle was assigned to them.

THE CASTLE DOORS ARE SEALED. 🏰
WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is Ben. He was College GameDay's most beloved face, and his presence at football games brought joy to millions. Ben passed today at 10. In a post announcing the loss, his human Kirk called him "smart-loving-gentle-patient-inquisitive-and welcoming to all" 💔 14/10

This is Ben. He was College GameDay's most beloved face, and his presence at football games brought joy to millions. Ben passed today at 10. In a post announcing the loss, his human Kirk called him "smart-loving-gentle-patient-inquisitive-and welcoming to all" 💔 14/10
Jake Herbstreit (@jake_herbstreit) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is such a sweet video from our time in Texas a couple weeks ago. The crowd reaction makes me smile every time. Glad so many of you got to meet Benny through your screens and on the campuses across the country. He was my best buddy. I’m so thankful I got to be with him so

Kirk Herbstreit (@kirkherbstreit) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I’m sorry I couldn’t properly lead to this beautiful tribute the College GameDay put together. Really wanted to thank all of you for the avalanche of love and support you’ve shown Ben. It gives me and my family such comfort knowing how he impacted so many peoples lives around the

Craig Baird - Canadian History Ehx (@craigbaird) 's Twitter Profile Photo

On this day in 1975, the Edmund Fitzgerald sank beneath the waves of Lake Superior during a massive storm. The sinking took the lives of all 29 men on the ship, and became immortalized in Gordon Lightfoot's song. Let's learn more about this tragedy. 🧵1/20

On this day in 1975, the Edmund Fitzgerald sank beneath the waves of Lake Superior during a massive storm.
The sinking took the lives of all 29 men on the ship, and became immortalized in Gordon Lightfoot's song.
Let's learn more about this tragedy.

🧵1/20
Jared Kotler (@jaredkotler) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Came home and realized my performance at the game was just as sloppy as the team’s. Spilled something on my white/grey sweatshirt. Time to hit the lab to see if we can salvage it

Came home and realized my performance at the game was just as sloppy as the team’s. Spilled something on my white/grey sweatshirt. Time to hit the lab to see if we can salvage it
will (@will_nets_hater) 's Twitter Profile Photo

People throwing themselves at timothee chalamet when he’s just trying to hear Simmons and Rusillo argue Blake Griffin vs Jrue Holiday for who goes 3rd in a 2009 NBA redraft

People throwing themselves at timothee chalamet when he’s just trying to hear Simmons and Rusillo argue Blake Griffin vs Jrue Holiday for who goes 3rd in a 2009 NBA redraft
Brain Leakage (@brainleakage03) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The President elect of the United States of America even joking about the annexation of Canada is an assault on our sovereignty. Fuck everyone in the US who jokes or laughs at this. This isn't fucking funny. As a Canadian, I am not fucking laughing. Fuck you.

The President elect of the United States of America even joking about the annexation of Canada is an assault on our sovereignty.  

Fuck everyone in the US who jokes or laughs at this. This isn't fucking funny.   

As a Canadian, I am not fucking laughing.   Fuck you.
Suzanne Pothe 🇨🇦 (@spothe) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A fallstreak was spotted around noon in South Winnipeg on Waverley St. Thanks to my brother for sending this to me! Perfect textbook example. #mbstorm #mbwx

A fallstreak was spotted around noon in South Winnipeg on Waverley St. Thanks to my brother for sending this to me! Perfect textbook example. #mbstorm #mbwx
Dan White (@atdanwhite) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Doing the Elf on the Shelf thing with my son but in February and instead of an elf that shows up in random places in the morning it’s my friend Brian who is going through some family stuff and stays in the basement all the time.

Matt Norlander (@mattnorlander) 's Twitter Profile Photo

March 10, 2011: The Kemba Walker Shot like you've never seen. Fifteen years ago today I was courtside for the afternoon tip at MSG between UConn-Pitt and took this video from press row.