Someone take the duck, or I will take care of it myself. With my blade. Right now.

... why not? It's only a duckling. It'll only be a small mess to clean up.

What. Is. Happening.

... Okay, okay, o k a y. Calm down. I'm not going to hurt the creature.

[He'd love to see her try. Poor little Lightworm.]

I-- I mean I'm already half undressed. [His shirt was already tossed to the ground, hair tousled.]

Sharing is caring, James. [Flashes his Parabatai a wide grin.]

Understood, ma'am.

You're too pretty to be a Lightworm.

“Only three things can fuck me. Life, William Herondale and James Carstairs.”

Offt.

ʙʀʏᴏɴʏ ᴇ ᴡɪʟsᴏɴ. • ʙʀɪᴛɪsʜ ᴇxᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ sᴛᴜᴅᴇɴᴛ • sᴛᴜᴅʏɪɴɢ ᴊᴏᴜʀɴᴀʟɪsᴍ (ᴍᴀ) • ᴍᴜɴᴅᴀɴᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ sɪɢʜᴛ • ᴛᴍɪ|sʜᴀᴅᴏᴡʜᴜɴᴛᴇʀs|ᴛᴅᴀ ᴏᴄ • ᴄʀᴏssᴏᴠᴇʀs ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ. ʀᴛ, ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ?

[Waves.]

I am indeed God. May I? [Already reaching out to press 2 digits to her wrist, feeling for a pulse.] You're very much alive ma'am. Though if you were to die from witnessing my beauty, I wouldn't be surprised. Distraught, but not surprised.

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