"That's the kind of thing I wear when I'm hiding something." - Lisa Vanderpump

Doggie time 🐾

Why don't you spend more time taking on the values described in the memes you post, instead of posting memes that don't describe you

Don't trust people who think bad weed is good weed.

Ben *Hums weird tune.* Tori "What are you singing?" Ben "General peril music."

Gypsy punk on guitar is basically cardio

"Tristan, you eat Ben and Jerry's like a broken hearted girl." - Lilly

"A, B, C or neither?" How about a, b, c, dictionary.

"How do you install it?" - A dumbass, regarding a prism.

Your Viking name for your pet is cute in theory, but FYI you didn't check the spelling and the Vikings are now turning in their graves.

'The fake look' yeah that's definitely a healthy trend

Writing a slip shanty. That's an Irish jig but kind of in the style of a pirate. That's a 9 8 time signature.

Barnes and I just had a press up competition. I am champion. Barnes gave up 2/3 of the way through his first press up.

'Sorry I'm a fucktard, it's a Gemini thing!' No it isn't, it's a fucktard thing.

1996 was a great year for bitch pop

"My answer was awkward. I think she expected me to care in some way." Ben Barnes

I have never watched DWTS but I guess I'm gonna have to tune in. I'd do anything for Erika Jayne - that bitch is what the world needs 👑🍾👌🏻

"There is no such thing as a plump and juicy raisin. A plump and juicy raisin is a grape." - The scientist, re Kellogg's Fruit & Fibre song

Sticks and stones don't break my bones, and names make me dislike you.

If you have to tell the room you're charming, you probably aren't.