new lacroix flavors! -transported in a truck near bananas -hint of hint of lime -single skittle dissolved in water -shy watermelon -imagine like, a strawberry but with low battery

the world: [at the edge of apocalypse] me: [oblivious, headphones on]

I’m never giving up ice cream because it’s perfect for everything. Happy? Get ice cream. It’s your birthday? Get ice cream. Need a first date idea? Get ice cream. Sad? Get ice cream. Ate all day long but still need something else? Get ice cream. See? Get ice cream 🍦

DEVIL: I'M HERE TO TAKE YOU TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL TO BURN FOREV-! me: yo, are those hooves? DEVIL: yeah? me: can you make the clopping noises like in monty python? DEVIL: hell yes, dude, check it out. [prances around the room]

If you can't sing all the lyrics to Helena by MCR don't even associate with me

Missing conquering Aspen with this pinkyhead. Also don't miss JESUS… instagram.com/p/BfO6la5jtvo3…

interesting how u can eat an everything bagel n still feel like u have nothing

It's the remix to eviction. x.com/FOX13Memphis/s…

Wowza! I can’t believe I’ve spent a year dating this crazy lad.… instagram.com/p/BglrB7uBgxDr…

Sugar Ray was the perfect cameo for the Scooby-Doo live action movie.

Happy National Siblings Day! Thanks for always forcing me to pose… instagram.com/p/BhZ6odEgc4Oc…

START YOUR WEEKEND OFF RIGHT BY SPRINTING INTO THE WOODS WITH NO INTENTION OF RETURNING