Well this was fun and such. Also, Kenan might be the coolest person of all the people.

I mean yeah, maybe you’ve been threatened with a knife, but have you ever been held at spoon point? Smh you don’t even know true fear.

I get to be around powerful women as they talk about powerful women... thank you, Easterchristmasbirthday for coming early!

Season 9 of #StudioC is just about as foine as @NatalieMadsen. Don’t believe me? Watch it tonight at 7; streaming Live on YouTube!

I hope to some day bring the same amount of vigor to my work as the ASL translator does to “Hope Of Israel.” #LDSconf

Well the toll booth lady recognizes us after two trips through, so, my brother and I are living correct principles.

Onesies are all fun and games until you have to poo and your shoulders get cold.

New diet plan: tweet Facebook statuses from when you were 14 until you lose ten pounds!

Just bumped into a main on the train who glanced down at me and said “I’m Kratos” and I don’t know what he expects of me but I curtsied at him so...bases covered.

I’m in a Little Caesar’s waiting 15+ minutes for a hot-n-ready. These are truly the end times.

HE IS TOO POWERFUL

Wow Lin-Manuel Miranda real excited for your new Broadway masterpiece! youtu.be/jDfNhMJ4xtc

Can y’all please pray for my friend? She’s not sick or anything she’s just THIRSTY AF AND DOESNT KNOW HOW TO ACT (Tori Pence )

NEW YEAR, NEW SKETCH. Tori Pence is a 2020 vibe. 🌙 Watch: bit.ly/2Qhvjrv #StudioC #BYUtv #sailormoon

The future is BRIGHT, my sons.

There is no greater passive aggression than the automatic toilet flushing while your booty is still firmly planted on the seat.

It’s very important to me that future generations believe this is Mayor Guy Fieri youtu.be/huqjtlaZ5b8

I, alone for the twelfth day now, have put on Spanx in my apartment just so I could feel something.

I got hacked last year,and my account spam-tweeted out Ray-ban ads… What’s happening Ray-ban? You okay? I mean, I know we were all going through it last year but, can I…can I help you?