#shopfilms Waitrose Until Dark

#shopfilms Don't New Look Now

#shopfilms Waterstones for Elephants

When did Penny die on Holby City, and how?! Tonight's episode a tad gloomy.

@SwimSchoolNE No strawberries for you, young lady. I've eaten them all!

#Apprentice Melody is evil and dishonest! Hateful creature.

@swimschoolne Me too!

@swimschoolne I am getting to the stage where I won't ask anyone; I will just go and be an island!

@SwimSchoolNE Thanks Dearest Sandra! You were quick off the mark with your #ffs!

I want my bed, but have to collect my daughter from work at midnight

Just took Bert for a sedate stroll round the blog; mistake! I am now melting rapidly...#heatwave

The heat has affected by brain! I took Bert for a turn around the block, not blog! This office needs air-con!

I find Andrew Castle's commentary slightly annoying #bbctennis

@swimschoolne He comes out with such irritating things at times #bbctennis #andrewcastle

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Pretty convincing win by Andy Murray! #bbctennis #andymurray

Does Azarenka really have to make that horrendous noise every time she hits the ball? #Wimbledon

I find Nicholas Witchell so annoyingly pompous! #bbcbreakfast

@swimschoolne Don't bother. Why make washing?

Look! I must away and learn my lines! I am finding it VERY difficult to concentrate. Oh, do I hear strawberries and cream calling out to me?