Being stoned on the underground, sometimes makes me wonder if I'm in London... Or Monopoly. #keepfallingyoucapitalistpig

working in an office, can make watching the office cut too close to the bone

The new American Football album is doing what the first one did to me. I'm sad, but happy I'm sad. Such complex feelings :'(((( :)))

reel around the fountain

Urgh, the right wing thrive because Liberals are too fucking gullible. Stop looking to the government for change, build your own path

On the + side my chorus pedal broke and now makes a beautiful hum much like a theremin in the background whilst maintaining that cheezy tone

I HAVE DISCOVERED THE NEW SOUND

the stairs are out of use at work... Hello awkward elevator conversations for 2 months yay

The office ran out of tea bags. Anarchy. (I feel smug that I have 4 emergency teabags on my desk, no one must know)

sometimes i lay in bed and actually cringe at my own life

has anyone ever paid full price for a sofa? im yet to live in an age where they're actually not on sale

Life is pants really

"Wear a Christmas jumper, save the kids!" You say whilst wearing a Christmas jumper made by child slavery.

Thought it would be funny to watch a Sean Bean dying in films compilation. Turns out it was just sad. I'm very sad now

you flan potato

i love the @SPQRband emails i get, todays made my day

oh yeah, i have a new band with ellis and william from @Slate_Hearts called Fancy Dress Party, gonna show you some music soon

NEW BAND. Will post songs soon but 'like' the Fancy Dress Party page facebook.com/FancyDressPart… it has me, ellis and will from @Slate_Hearts

me = Robbie btw

Everything means nothing to meeeeee