Sk8er Boi and Misery Business have the same vibe

Whelp, never doing cardio again. 💀

NBC stealing The Office from Netflix and then demanding money to watch it on their service is Ransomware

$15 x 40 hours x 52 weeks is only $31,200 a year how is there an argument that it's too much

Will def never finish this #Mandalorian art that I started on my Note 10 (~15 months ago) so might as well post now

You think 'Scooby Doo runs into a clearly haunted house for a single snack is ridiculous' but have you ever actually met a dog?

crazy that we all got on board with “blue raspberry” as a flavor and concept

Conspiracy Theorists in 2031: Yes, the aliens eradicated all disease and poverty, taught our species FTL intergalactic travel, and unified all of mankind in peace and harmony with no strings attached... But LOL you rly trust them!? It's too soon to tell the side effects. 🐑

This week on Twitter: millions of people zooming in on Trump's crotch to figure out what's going on there

Finally, a use for math! "The Ransomware Song"

When I code with someone watching..

Hot Take: The HBO Max email was carefully orchestrated and purposefully sent in what amounted to an incredibly successful viral marketing campaign.

In 1995-2006 they were called Cool-er Ranch Doritos and I don't think thats a coincidence

You can now pre-order the paperback of my book about the death penalty. Dark as the subject matter may sound, my pal Not Smart Tony points out this version is sure to be a "lighter read." penguinrandomhouse.com/books/554923/l…

If it were any other day, we'd all be talking about the two year anniversary of George Floyd's death and the ensuing protests, but our news cycle is just too clogged with tragedy.

Important story by my good friend Maurice Chammah🍹🎻 Please take a few minutes to read this

It feels illegal to know about these 20 websites: