My rescue dog is absolutely terrified of fly swatters and other than being really inconvenient it also makes me feel SO BAD FOR HIM 😭😭😭

actually it is really easy to make lasting, deep, complex, rich, enriching, rewarding, strong, intimate friendships based on the common ground evident and expanded in the stories and art that resonates with both of you if you are normal, curious, personable, and likeable :)

Why I say yes to every gig that requires me to drive from Cincy to/through St Louis:

🇮🇪 Irish Catholics: No, you’ll never understand. Catholicism is a weight on the spirit, a rotting guilt that eats at one’s soul. It’s to be soaked in one’s own blood forevermore… 🇮🇹 Italian Catholics: Yea you get to do bad stuff but the priest forgives you so it’s all good

I just want whoever stole my credit card and tried to use it to pay for apartment fees/applications in Los Angeles…. That’s not how that works. Good luck to you though!!!

Just when I thought Beetlejuice Beetlejuice’s use of music couldn’t get any better, it went from a perfect use of Margaritaville to the BeeGee’s Tragedy

Yesterday was a great day to be a Detroit + Seattle sports fan

An immigrant doesn’t stand between you and a good job. A billionaire does.

Literally just got back into this account after upgrading to a new phone (that is broken lmao) and I don’t even know what do do with this site anymore

The only thinkg being laid off taught me is that no one can read. Literally no one of any age, demographic, education can read.

I feel like I could be sleeper cell activated by the Genius Bar speaker testing sound

Unsurprisingly, after an 8+ hour national outage, Verizon has zero process or plan in place for their Verizon Support agents to support users that are still experiencing account issues after the outage. I guess I'll just continue to use this iPhone 16 Pro as an iPod Touch

Voter registration deadlines are approaching and some states have cleaned their voter rolls in advance of the election. Please check your registration and/or register TODAY to make sure you’re ready for November! vote.org

Heading off to college is a rite of passage for many young adults, but for those with disabilities, the tradition isn't always an option. Now, UW-Whitewater is charting a new path for students with special needs! wisn.com/article/uw-whi…

Again, you may want to look up the history of societies post 1918 flu pandemic.

One of my favorite things to do as a Michigander is inform people that the Edmond Fitzgerald sunk in 1975. Not like…the 1800s or early 1900s. Anyway, rip to those 29 men today at the bottom of lake superior