Would rather that The Fragrance Shop 💙 were honest with customers instead of lying to them and guaranteeing orders will definitely still be with them by Christmas to fob them off

I want Switzerland to win, but that is a dogshit decision to award a penalty #FIFAWWC

Disgraceful that Halle Bailey is playing Ariel in The Little Mermaid, when there are so many real mermaid actors who would have been better suited for the part 😡

Petition to get a chant of “Jason Tindall’s black and white army” going at the Brighton game 👀 #NUFC

Let’s finish with a bang #LOFC 🏆 ⚽️

Away day, baybay! #LOFC 🏆 ⚽️

2,500 tickets sold for Bradford already, according to big Nige. Our biggest away crowd since Arsenal in 2011. Biggest in the league since Oxford in 2006. And for a match without that much riding on it. Incredible scenes #LOFC 🏆

Stunning two-yard finish from Murphy. Isak with a bog-average assist 👀 #NUFC

Amazing effort 🎉 🙌 🏆

Less than 10 minutes away from Orient capping a great week by securing the League Two title. Come on the O’s #LOFC 🏆

Get in 🙌 🎉

One day we’ll earn a promotion that doesn’t come with a dose of chaos. Come on the O’s 🙌 #LOFC

Concerning that we can’t see out a two-goal lead, but another point closer to a promotion party 🎉 #LOFC

I’m seeing double here… four Redknapps

Yesterday, I overheard a bloke explaining to his two daughters why they shouldn’t bother looking at football boots because “the women’s game is less important” and “people don’t look at girls for their football skills”. To his daughters ffs. Vermin

Petition to officially rename Scott McTominay to Lionel Nessie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #Scotland

About 17 years after his Googlewhack Adventure dvd became one of the most enthralling comedy shows I’d ever seen, I’m seeing Dave Gorman in the flesh tonight 🙌

People going on as if Gary Lineker suddenly interrupted analysis of the weekend’s matches to ask Shearer and Wrighty what they thought of the government’s policies, rather than what he actually did, which was use his personal Twitter account. Melts

People actually bursting blood vessels raging about us dropping points recently. We’re 17 unbeaten in the PL, and for context, this is where we were at this stage last season. Get a fucking grip #NUFC

Whisper it, but it seems like a significant portion of our “fans” are absolute cunts #NUFC