Keely Hodgkinson gets the job done with a time of 1:56.86. That's the fastest time across these three semi-finals. If you're wondering what that pace looks like we had some people try and run at her 800m speed. 🏃 #BBCOlympics #Olympics #Paris2024

Odds on Ruud being caretaker/manager by the end of the season? 🔮Sky Bet #RequestABet

If you're in the oasis queue, you can jump to the front by turning off your router and putting your phone in airplane mode. PLEASE RT

I’d honestly put Ruud on for this Zirkzee lad. It’s like having a fruit machine upfront.

Fellaini > Zirkzee

Really hope he scored but Zirkzee is terrible

When Zirkzee is bad he’s awful

Fewest goals scored in the Premier League so far this season 6 — Southampton [squad value: £283m] 6 — Crystal Palace [squad value: £438m 8 — Man Utd [squad value: £855m] #MUFC HAVE to be getting more out of their forward line. 😡

You can kill a man but not his ideas

An all-time great 🇿🇦 Pieter-Steph Du Toit is the 2024 Men's 15s Player of the Year #WorldRugbyAwards

Beginning to get the distinct impression INEOS might not really know what they're doing...

Harry Maguire performance ⬇️

If you put Dalot's brain in a horse, he would bark.

When Harry Maguire is a bigger threat than Zirkzee or Hojland you know we have problems The United Stand

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Can we have our ball back please? 🙏 #WeAreBarrow

I would follow him to the death, truly one of the greatest

Father Christmas after a long Christmas Eve shift:

Cherki and reijnders for the price of one baleba. Once again 100 mil can be used wisely you just gotta actually have a Brian

Southgate has just buttoned up his waistcoat 😩 #mufc #amorim