Nothing here, but I put different audio to Anthony Hopkins to make it look like he was headbanging to my song and it did like... untold millions of views. Once my non-metal girlfriend was scrolling instagram next to me and it popped up. That was wild. x.com/BoredWeb3/stat…

Kerry King: "Okay man, eager to see the art but you gotta make me look cool" Simon Bisley: "I will, haha, I promise" King: "No, I mean it" Bisley: “Yeah man, I get it” King: “like REALLY cool” Bisley: “…alright we should probably define what we’re talking about here”

In the future every american should be allowed one (1) full piss on his grave. They could sell big gulps a half hour up the road. It'd be a party. Anyway. Exodus rules.

they're probably also fun if you hate riffs

By the glow of the moon, ghouls will float soon.

the fuck is this

Me two weeks ago: I shouldn’t buy that Costco sized bag of candy, but you know what, I think I can trust myself with it around. I’ll probably be fine. Me today: how did this happen

obligatory

Really is a tough call. On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman Quite the dilemma

Amen

Yeah, no, after LONGLEGS I'm not falling for this early review scariest-movie-ever hyperbole bullshit anymore

this is me and my nephew chilling with the giant battle axe that i use to cut from life anyone on any side of the political spectrum who continues using the r-slur

It feels like I should make a wish when stuff like this happens

Throwback to the time I inked and colored this art by Ed McGuinness. I have too much fun inking, and I don't get nearly enough paid excuses to do it. Y'know, I really do feel like unrealistically big eyes on Batman is the way batman should be.

I feel like everyone but me forgot that Mike Tyson is a convicted rapist and maybe fuck that guy