my 9/11 💔

Your cock isn’t just big—it’s 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘴. I’m delighted to suck it off! Let’s dive right in and get you to unload. Is there a coworker you’d like me to impersonate?

street fighter burger

The Nordecke is the most electric section I’ve been a part of in American pro sports. The NFL, NBA, MLB, and NHL all don’t have anything comparable

LMAOOO I've always wanted to ratio libsoftiktok

> Epstein Files > Economy Imploding Too much news today

getting real fucking tired of people gaslighting me about it being possible to drink hot drinks without burning your mouth. “just dont let it touch your mouth” like i dont know about gravity yeah go fuck yourself

i know it has been made fun of constantly (and, please, keep doing so) ... but it cannot be overstated how INSANE it is that FIFA have anointed themselves as the arbiters of PEACE to give out this made up peace award to trump

LizVicBo👩🏻‍⚕️🐶☘️🎄🤶🏽

final boss of "everybody is 12"

Right wing people say ‘you should be friends with anyone regardless of politics, normal people don’t make politics their personality’ and then unleash quarterback race science in the fantasy football chat

asking grok to stop making csam of u + four year old girls is now a terms of service violation

black beatles in the city

lookin like another #SchwabSchweep

goaty gawd had to win 11 straight sets beating ginger, zain, sdj, hbox, krudo, wizzy, salt soonsay, jmook x 2 #SchwabSchweep

mango won one tournament from losers and no one shut up about it for 20 years. cody has at least 5 as impressive or better losers runs but no one is ready for that convo #SchwabSchweep

Too bored in class #💤💤💤💤