Megadeth have released a new greatest hits called ‘Warheads On Foreheads’. Terrible. Though as a slight variation ‘Whore skin on foreskin’ would be a great glam/sleaze album title. #payme

Part 2 from our last ever show at Download Festival. Watch the full video on our Instagram or Facebook page. Dale Butler @BenSymonsMusic @andrewmalefice Tom Hynes James Cook

Part 4 from our last ever show at Download Festival. Watch the whole track on our Instagram or Fb. Dale Butler @BenSymonsMusic @andrewmalefice Tom Hynes James Cook

Watch the all-new trailer for Red Dead Redemption 2. Coming Spring 2018 to PS4 and Xbox One systems. #RDR2 rsg.ms/70b389d

He scores when he wants, he scores when he was waaants!!! Moussa Sissoko, not as shit as he was!!! #COYS

When you think you’re pretty #drunk then you see alas nearly fall down a urinal and realise that you’re being outdone

*a lad

Hang on, Hodgson’s lost 3 games for Palace now which is the same as De Boer. Shouldn’t he be sacked?

Thanks go to Alan Partridge today for giving me comedy names to try and use to sign in to a WiFi network under Mr P. Nesshead

Working a country gig this evening and there is a pit. Is this normal?!

Thought there’d be an exciting game of football on this lunchtime. Incorrect.

Just had £3300 to win £1200 on real madrid to beat tottenham easy money

Go and watch Thor Ragnarok.

Life goals x.com/BOSS_CULE/stat…

If you’re paying a cleaner to clean and they don’t clean then what are they? A paid visitor?

In other news I grabbed tickets for A Perfect Circle in London. FAAAACK!!!

Do it whatever way you want but doing the whole ‘introducing the band’ thing always seems cheesy and rubbish to me. I mean do people not read the inlay booklets of CD’s anymo....oh.

“I don’t sell hot drinks!” - one of the oddest opening lines I’ve had from a random person in the pub.

Got licked to death earlier. instagram.com/p/Bdk4v7CDRa2/

The world is falling to bits and everything is terrible but at least I’m not in this car.