Nothing says “happy holidays from Greece” than 8-inch bobblehead figurines of Novak Djokovic and Princess Diana

You might say it’s a fur-nace in there

Sometimes it’s probably worth spending some cash on research on how your product name will be received in different markets

People on my timeline: “only six months until my oven clock’s right again, haha!”

Me unsuccessfully fighting the OCD: “must change every clock in the flat, genuine emergency, no time to waste”

In a crowded field I think Channel 5 has finally peaked with Rustie Lee hosting an hour-long look at Viennetta and crispy pancakes

Over the weekend Paris had a race for 200 café waiting staff to see who could walk 1.2 miles carrying a tray filled with food and drink the quickest without dropping anything and frankly this needs to be televised internationally every year

For anyone like me who spent hours and hours playing Rollercoaster Tycoon in their teens this is essential reading theguardian.com/games/2024/mar…

Commission it and I’ll watch every episode

Not that I’m always thinking about the news but I just looked up and read this as World Politics

The Times calling him Andrew has the same vibe as my nan calling me Thomas before telling me off

“I went to see Ben Fogle’s one-man show but I forgot my binoculars and fell asleep in the second half” is now my favourite thing my mother’s ever said

Stunt casting I can fully get behind

Britain in one sentence:

Clare Balding on a drizzly Sunday evening talking to an Afghan hound in a headscarf

Public service announcement: Channel 5 are rushing out an hour-long documentary on the Willy Wonka Experience next weekend.

No word yet as to how air fryers will feature.

Needs must #Budget2024

This cannot stand

Clearly a passionate #CBBUK fan there who’s gone to the trouble of adding with marker pen the whiskers to the homemade George Galloway poster

Me: I’m paying too much for my TV sub and can get more for less elsewhere
Them: Sorry, you already have the best offers
Me: You sure?
Them: Yes, absolutely the best we can do
Me: I’ll cancel then please
Them: Let me transfer you for better offers

Why must we do this dance? 🤦🏻‍♂️

I mean there’s nothing about this I don’t love

My German A Level anxiety dream returned last night. In real life I passed. Got an A. This was all 20 years ago. But apparently my brain doesn’t care about that.