My own death and the end of the world are indistinguishable.

George Santos is going to try to sell us cryptocurrency late night on HGTV isn’t he

Nothing smells like styrofoam, not even styrofoam.

Ryan Reynolds actually seems like a pretty cool guy so I don't know exactly why I hate him so much

Who up and want to hub my grub

My asshole was the inspiration for most of HP Lovecraft's best stories

Is this a Gremlins thing or like if you give a mouse a cookie type of deal

I remember when TV stations went off the air at midnight, and then we'd just stare at each until dawn.

my solution to the middle east conflict is casinos.

I made that heart symbol with my hands too many times and now they're stuck that way

If it could put a lit cigarette out in your eye, it would. That's all you need to know about a blue jay.

The Cybertruck looks like what we thought the future would look like in 1982.

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Is being "overjoyed" a good thing? To me it suggests a level of happiness that's become problematic.

Only love can conquer hate. End lactose intolerance now.

Mimes are the foot soldiers of Kenny Rogers.

I never wrote a book but once rode one. It's a funny story I'm saving for my screenplay.

Serious question: Have david cross✍ and Rick Rubin become the same person?

There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who confess their farts and those who blame their farts on others.