I really hate sand...and pecan sandies.

Everybody #voteyu #MLB #Allstar

People used to be more interested in cookies than baseball around here. What happened? #rangers #mlb

You all just wait for the 3rd inning tonight.... #rangers #mlb

Talking to @tomg1310 is the worst part of my week.

Have you ever seen a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor? #rangers #nocookietalk #goinginsane

I hear he is an Oatmeal Raisin guy. RT TR Sullivan: #Beckett being shopped and the #Rangers aren't running away wp.me/p1rXwL-8WiT

I will trade you 2 unopened packages of Oreos for 6 M&M Tiff's Treats #Rangers #MLB #trades

Tom Grieve ish No deal! Those are some aging veterans, and we'd need a few up and coming prospects to even out that trade. ;)

.@ryandempsterFDN Welcome! What is your favorite type of baked good so I can talk about it on the air Thursday?

Last night reminded me of 1975. I had a perfect meringue cookie. #rangers

.cody persinger We have @knoxatfox test each batch before we eat. #rangers

#boomstick flavored cookies. Somebody make that happen. #rangers

Oswalt likes butterscotch blondies. RT Joey Matches: Today's Poll Of The Day: Who's Your Least Favorite Rangers Player? bit.ly/PgdSmn

Goodluck to the teachers and kids on opening day of school. #wfaafirstday

What the hell? Baseball season started already? Who won the #rangers game last night?

The #rangers are on pace for 96 wins.

Saddle up! #rangers