“Sir, a second pie has entered the chat.”

Would the last person to be accidentally let out of prison please turn off the lights.

Me enjoying tonight’s supermoon.

Robert Jenrick saying “total bullshit” on #GMB was well worth waking up early for.

You’d have thought it would be bigger.

Guys, I have a BIG update! To my surprise, Corporation Street is BRIGHT!! 3 temporary high powered LED lights have been installed and just look at the difference! Almost 3 YEARS after my original tweet. Thank you Harry Leach for bringing this to light (no pun) it’s paid off! 💡

Clearly and obviously not a handball #nffc

Why does Murillo always look like he’s just faught at Ypres?

Morgan Gibbs-White. Hello? The ground that guy can cover.

These Nationwide ads are the worst thing about 2025

I’d rather sneeze out my eyeballs and hurl bleach down the holes.

Two guys flagrantly breaking into a house in central Birmingham. Copper just walking right on by. Doesn’t want to know. Broken Britain.

“WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW” Americans are so funny.

St James Park sounds like when we used to watch stadium football on telly during lockdown #NEWTOT

Sound mate, thanks for Narrowing it down

The NHS on learning that Winter has happened again this year.

Richarlison is always dreadful to look at.

Commenting “AI slop” under pictures of my friends’ kids opening presents