“You're Darryl Strawberry.” “Yes.” “You play right field.” “Yes.” “I play right field too.” “So?” “Well, are you better than me?” “Well, I've never met you, but... yes.”

THREAD: Some politicians and folks on the left in US, Europe and Latam wonder if what is happening in Venezuela is a coup against de facto President Nicolas Maduro. Let’s use an analogy that might help.

US man accused of pouring ice on floor and faking fall | bit.ly/2G2e89l

"mums ragin cos I ate all the pancakes" 😂😂😂

“Dispatch, this is Chief Wiggum, back in pursuit of the rebelling women.” “Alright. Your current location?” “Oh, um I'm a.. I’m on a road. Looks to be asphalt... oh, geez. Trees, shrubs... er, I'm directly under the earth's sun... now!”

Brexit and we burn the country

😱 Jorge Masvidal with the fastest knockout in UFC history against Ben Askren last night! Destroyed! #UFC239 x.com/AztecLufc/stat…

I dont know if I ever told yall this but, this was right when the acid started kickin in and I couldn't help myself haha so no I wouldn't say I was drunk just trippin balls. MGMT thanx for lettin me groove w you. My face was melting and I felt so fuckin free!!

Today's Lesson: When you try to dump a mattress in rural Ireland. Make sure you don't get caught by the locals! #SorryMeHole #ImHandingThisToTheGuards

Has to be seen to be believed. x.com/WOODHEAP/statu…

Henry Tuilagi is the size of 2 x Tuilagis. And 2 x Tuilagis are the size of four standard humans.

James Rothwell Ironman ironing irony in Norn Irn.

Needs a cold beer

They sent me the wrong fucking song

NEW: A conspiracy theorist wearing a t-shirt that says "BBQ, Beer, Freedom" interrupts a press conference by the Clark County, Nevada Registrar of Voters. [KSNV-TV] #Election2020

Have to hand it to the ULTIMATE FITNESS FELLAS this programme is sick. Couldn’t recommend it enough

Still at that tv

Three injury-time points seal the title for St Eunan's - donegaldaily.com/2024/10/13/thr…

Stick that up your bollox Viktor Orbán 💚🤍🧡

Turned down the bao buns initially. The people wanted two bao buns. Upgraded the order to include four bao buns. No hesitation. Adapted and unfazed. Man of the people. True leadership.