snowing hard this morning. Bus driver slid through a red light. Only thing he said was “we slidin” i cant stop thinking about this

missing out on concerts when you were young because your family couldn’t afford it and wishing to be grown up with your own money only to find out you’re still not able to afford tickets all these years later

stress eating a Sub while stuck in the ticketmaster queue incase you were wondering

day 4 of presale. my smile has faded. the excitement is over. i’m an angrier person

you could go to Penn Station in New York City to see Harry Styles... OR you could go to your local Penn Station East Coast Subs and get a Cheesesteak and Fries. We'll never sell out on you!

Olivia Dean is so real because who the hell would do that to a friend fr

Fuck that rat fuck Punxsutawney Phil. Throw his ass in a crockpot

When you accidentally become important at work

Outside used to have warm

what a vibe

BENITO. 📸: Chris Graythen/Getty Images

Pedro Pascal. That's it. That's the tweet. #SuperBowlLX

Well. That made me feel more proudly American than anything Kid Rock has ever done.

Pretty upset I didn’t know we could apply to be bushes in the halftime show

Super Bowl Sunday: Monday at work:

We made the right person famous. Well done, Benito 🫶 #SuperBowl

how am i supposed to get noah kahan tickets and watch the mixed doubles curling gold medal match at the same time while also doing my job

it's always "why are you single?" and never "want to share a cheesesteak with me?"