This sweatshirt is 27 years old.

Stuck in a group text about a gender reveal and how the baby “needs all new stuff” despite having 2 older sisters and oh my gosh how can I get out of this?

Once when I was in residency, in my sleep, I begged: “Please no more patients. Please.”

Watching an old Sesame Street which has Jenny McCarthy on it and I keep thinking how many children she has harmed.

“The people of this country are fighting back because they know what’s on the line.” Watch the whole thing. Amy Klobuchar did NOT come to play today.

She’s got my vote!

Today 4 yo told me pigs were his favorite animal and when I seemed surprised as I’d never heard him say that before he told me he’s been hiding that fact from me “for months.”

Always a very calming call room find.

Donated to Jaime Harrison because this is so funny.

I just made a donation to MJ for Texas to help elect MJ to the U.S. Senate! secure.actblue.com/donate/mjh_web… Let’s do this thing!

And $25 to Amy McGrath too just cuz I’m feeling frisky on this night shift.

Yes. Shit. Yes yes yes.

Any tips on convincing your body you aren’t just waiting for a irritating pager beep or a kid crumping while so you can sleep while on in house call? My usual take off my sock and get an extra blanket tricks aren’t cutting it.

Jon got my on call excitement money too! DONATE!

We will win our country back if you vote (and get 10 of your friends to vote!)

Im ready for Lin-Manuel Miranda to write a musical that PUTS TO SHAME the hypocrisy and arrogance of the senators shaping our current history. But, like, in a fun way which lots of catchy tunes that even the most tuned-out of us cannot resist.

I can’t believe how badly this country is failing Breonna Taylor.

Gone. attempting to follow Single Scalpel adamant advice and not replace. Ill miss you, eargasms.

Me (limping) Spouse: ? M: yeah. I hurt my knee. I don’t know what I did. S: I know what you did. M: ? S: You aged.

Jacob Blake Sr: " You will take yourself and register to vote." Say. His. Name. #GeorgeFloyd #JacobBlake Say. Her. Name. #BreonnaTaylor