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I'm going down to trash my McDonald's after work this NEVER happens to me

Shoot me

Work done, leggings on, loner sing song while flooring it to the beach.. Tick tick tick ✅✅✅ Happy Sunday me lil cuntys 💜

🧦 Summer is done, flip flops are away Also how satisfying that my feet line up perfectly. Bet that's porn to someone. You're welcome, chap 😘🤣

I reckon quite a few are cos I'm fucking hilarious actually.. cunt 🖕😘😂

It doesn't fucking matter what the tattoo is lads 🙄😂 It's a stupid random one, that kinda feeds into my other stupid random one. Except it was in Kavos this time and not Sunny beach. Long story, can't be arsed. I'll add 'Tattoos' to the chapters of my autobiography 😂👍

The 3 traits of my personality