Did a thing...

Surprises with the #SnyderCut. Steppenwolf the character was replaced with actual band Steppenwolf, and Eddie & the Cruisers played Darkseid’s theme music.

There’s a bird in my yard that tweets the drum solo from “In the Air Tonight.” Another does a jingle from a defunct local radio station called Beautiful 97. My birds are very specific. At my old apartment, the birds could get ⅓ of the way to summoning the Invisible Swordsman.

Go watch this show until you have it memorized and can tell us where the flippin’ chicken is.

Oh Straight To Ale, I can try other beers but I’ll always come back to you. [Nobody Does It Better plays in the background] #monkeynaut

So long story short, I’m listening to Sex Packets by Digital Underground and now it sounds like 1990 in my house. I’m gonna request The Humpty Dance on Dial MTV and play some Super Mario 3. #doowutchyalike #sexpackets

#CobraKai taught me that karate breeds gangs of feral children that think all problems can be solved by the All Valley Tournament. Rivalry? Tournament. Settle a dispute? Tournament. Need a way to stop an injury from bleeding out? Tournament *checks notes* No, that’s tourniquet

Today I realized that #TheRamones are surf rock for people who stay fully dressed at the beach. #Ramones

This cat is gonna look Biden dead in the eyes and knock the constitution to the floor.

Happens more on Facebook since no one actually reads my tweets.

I had an unfinished Killing Time script, and even though the show is over and it will never be recorded as is, I still wanted to finish it. I may repurpose it at some point but I felt like the 2 people that actually read my tweets deserved a treat. killingtimecomedy.wordpress.com/2022/02/03/the…

I only get to share this thing I made once a year. Today is that day.

11 years of no one reading my tweets ! Let’s celebrate! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Shut up and take my money!

Fuck the Supreme Court.

fuck you roberts. fuck you thomas. fuck you alito. fuck you kavanaugh. fuck you gorsuch. fuck you coney barrett.

I stand by my statement.

The real reason the #StrangerThings finale was two hours long.

He’s written even more books than he’s read now. #garthmarenghi #wherestheflippinchicken

I’m outta here. @ tinaleach on Bluesky. Toodles!