Tell me you fucking suck at baseball without telling me you fucking suck!!! #SaturdayStories #druckfrew

So glad I got to spend time with the fam this past weekend!! #royalsfun #timwin #MondayMotivaton

Getting ready to watch #UFC316 with Melvin Johnson and Chester Beantail I put half my sons college funds on this fight hopefully Sean O'Malley takes it home or I will strip down and run around the street naked. #heyheyimgay

Can’t even think of a caption for this one! #heyheyheydrewisgay #WednesdaysForElephants #wishitwasafridayfeeling

Josh Van!!! Gimme my 2k #timwin #ufc317

Not gonna lie I think I could go out there and hit more home runs then jazz Chisholm just hit! #soldmyfuckinglay #HomeRunDerby #furioustim

OFFICIAL PRESEASON BURNER RANKINGS 1: Jeffery Tip 2: Melvin Johnson 3 Hinklebottom 4: Chester Beantail 5: Rick Finkle 6: Phillip Carmichael 7: Tim hazelwood 8: Cai Pennington 9: Walter Finkelstein 10: Chadwick beasley HM: Kemper Wildebrn

All this talk about the new burner rankings but they don’t know the real ogs! Melvin Johnson Marcellus Fowler Ra’Quan mcDougal Petey “ED” Johnson Bill “The Thrill” Norris #missmyguys #TuesdayFun

Tim’s thought of the day…. Drew waters and John rave are the same player Melvin Johnson #expand #SaturdayVibes

Question of the day…. Is Rucker a top 5 country artist oat? Melvin Johnson #mondaymood #cantchooseletsbooze

Tim’s top 10 athletes of all time 1. Mj (no question) 2. Tyler Toney 3. Islam makhachev 4. Me in my prime 5. Josh Allen 6. Mike glennon 7. Drew waters in double A 8. Melvin Johnson in slow pitch 9. Hakuhō Shō 10. Angel Hernandez Hm: tom Brady #ThursdayWisdom

#fuckingfuckingpissed. Can’t even think of a caption

Don’t think I’ve won a bet on PrizePicks since 23!! Shit is absolutely rigged #FridayFeeling

The bills are the best team in the league. Don’t wanna hear anything else #mondaythoughts #BillsMafia

Thought of the night. Every Johnson is absolute dog shit!!! #imright #FridayVibes

Chiefs are 0-2 #justsoyouknow #sundaynights

🚨GAM❌ DAY 🚨 ⚫️BLACK OUT ⚫️ 📍CBAC FUCK OLATH❌ ❌AST Barstool Olathe East

Olathe East is the most fraudulent team in the state. Easy ass W for the falcons tonight. We own this state!!!! #fridaynightfunkin #EastK

Just a reminder Alejandro Kirk is a chode!! #SaturdayVibes #HEYHEYHEYHEY

Tim’s QOTD how is the 6 7 meme still so massive? #ineedtoknow #SundaySpecial