I wish my mum could just send one SMS or WhatsApp message without it including one hundred million emojis. Is this the modern plague of the boomers?

We’ve been putting the play list together tonight 🎶💃🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #5WeeksToGo 👰🏻‍♂️

When your tipsy fiancé mumbles about inflation in his sleep, you know you’re marrying a journalist. 😂

Sunday morning & it’s a new month. Which means we’re officially getting married next month!!! #34DaysToGo #Selfie #SundayMorning

US Republicans are having fun with the fact ‘Harris Walz’ is almost, but not quite, an anagram of ‘Sharia Law’. Incidentally, ‘Trump Vance’ actually is an anagram of ‘C*nt Revamp’. Love #Popbitch

I am the first to admit I don’t miss my home city of Leicester or care much for it. But one thing that is in my veins is Pork Pies. Currently sat in bed eating a Melton Mowbray Pork Pie. #LeicestershiresGreatestAchievement 🐷

The Oasis tour is the Eras tour for straights. They are getting their straight pride after all gays & girlies xoxo

Got the Sunday Scaries for the first time in some while. Feeling a little unsettled at work for the first time since I’ve been in this role. Oh well, time will tell.

A crowd could literally shout anything. Terrible connection question! #OnlyConnect

Several possible future serial killers on tonight’s #UC #UniversityChallenge

Imagine grown adults booing because a real life working train station didn’t announce a fictional train to a fictional location.

An email chain today: Supplier: “Let me know dates(s) when your are free for a review” Me: “Wednesday 4th or Monday 9th please” Supplier: “Great, I’ll book us in for Thursday 5th” Me: “………..”

Pretending it’s still summer ❤️ #TheStandard 🌅#KingsCrossStPancras #London

BAFTA celebration party for a show I worked on. #LoveMyIndustry (sometimes)

Does the Prime Minister know he’s the Prime Minister? 🤦‍♂️ #PMQs

30 days today!!!

It’s blooming monsoon in SW London! ☔️

Jeremy Kyle deserves to go on trial for manslaughter. His ego is responsible for ruining many lives & ultimately ensuring a man took a decision to end it all. It’s very tragic & so needless.

Woken by thunder👀 #Thunderstorms #London

Safely landed. Quite the morning arrival for #AAL100 from JFK including a go around during the thunderstorms.