This guy should run for President for no other reason than the fact it would be extremely funny

チアフクちゃんをありがとう…！！！ #ウマ娘 #umamusume

Map of who North America wants to win the 2025 World Series

what its like dating an autistic man:

I hope the Blue Jays win because it would be funny

IT'S ME

🎊 Here's your first look at the new 3★ character! Introducing [Lucky Tidings] Matikanefukukitaru! For details, please check the Featured Trainees section on the top right of the Scout screen, available from Nov 6 (UTC). #Umamusume

My thoughts on Dispatch are that Waterboy is the fucking goat

3★ [Lucky Tidings] Matikanefukukitaru, out now! (Voice: Hiyori Nitta) This extra lucky version of Matikanefukukitaru excels as a medium and long-distance late surger! Scout her now and get 90 Matikanefukukitaru Star Pieces as a bonus! #Umamusume

If you love an Uma enough she will simply come to you

Dinner, Tomorrow, Me! Voiced by CeladonVA 💫🦴 #BocchiTheRock #ぼっち・ざ・ろっく

I'm finally getting my tumor removed🥳

Trying to figure out the logistics of carrying my back to school when I have a permanently torn left shoulder and my right shoulder has nerve damage.