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timross.bsky.social

@timrosscomedy

I take baths to cope

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linkhttps://timrosscomedy.bandcamp.com/releases calendar_today28-04-2009 22:06:24

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Whether it's an obscure adjunct professor posting that Charlie Kirk did some bad things or it's the president of the United States celebrating Rob Reiner's death, there's plenty of incivility on both sides.

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Huh I saw the Princess Bride and Spinal Tap but I missed when he went to colleges to debate children and I didn’t even know he had a podcast.

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I’m starting to think Kash Patel got some kinda Pinocchio thing where every time he sucks shit at his job his eyes open a little bit wider

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Trump’s Team: OK there’s been a lot going around about you being tired and nodding off. So give em gusto. Go out there and be clear, alert and wide awake! Trump: WHENYOUTHINKABOUT IT I AM THE GREATEST PRESHIDENT WHO WHAT HAS EVER BEENTHEPRESIDENTOFTHEUNITED SHTATES

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“That woman read 120 books but they were all trashy smut that’s not even reading” - Dudes who spent 2025 reading one billion tweets and one book recommended on a red pill discord chat.

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Imagine deciding to go out on your own terms and heaving yourself towards that final end and then all of sudden a bunch of people are filming you and pouring stuff on you and pushing you back into the fucking water. Must suck to be a sad whale. Fuck. How embarrassing.

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As someone who has driven a car before - if a man is at my driver side window with a firearm pointed at me I’m probably looking at the man with the gun instead of the man stepping in front of my car. I don’t expect conservatives to understand being human but cmon now.

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The bootlickers are out in full force today but fucking hell it didn’t have to be this way none of it had to be this way. That situation didn’t even have to start that way. Everything is so fucked and they’re just in the trenches licking the blood soaked boots.

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Things he did say: “Fucking Bitch” Things he didn’t say: “Ouch” “wow I was struck by a vehicle” “That’s the second time I’ve stood in front of a car and it ran into me. gotta quit doing that” “Wow that motorist just went motorin on me” “Fucking Bitch hit me with her car”

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It’s funny that conservatives pretend to be all patriotic cuz if they’d been around in 1770 they’d have been like “FAFO Boston Those five deranged protestors would still be alive if they hadn’t thrown stuff at those troops. Maybe show a little more respect for King George III!”

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Just popped by to repost a couple things I’ve posted on threads. Timrosscomedy on there. This website fuckin sucks shit. See me over there instead.