This made my morning, Enjoy. #phish #possum

2.5 hours left to pay. Conversational pace 5er, 12 hot donuts, and support of Wilson’s favorite charity: helping the Koch brothers restore Papa John’s image.

Flashback: Watch the legendary version of "Tweezer" #phish played in Lake Tahoe five years ago today jambase.com/article/phish-…

.@Phish fans, here it is, straight from Trey Anastasio himself: The origins of #YouEnjoyMyself. Fill in the blanks: 🎶Boy! _____! _____! 💩! 🎶👽 Stream #AskTrey to hear more stories from #Phish history: siriusxm.us/Trey_YEM_TW

Son: Why do people have kids? Me: Well buddy, when a man and a woman loathe free time and discretionary income very very much...

Was gonna post this yesterday, but ate too much. 💈 barber is always #alltimequarterback 🏈🙌episode17 #savageblocks #daringfootwork #fuckinglilgriff #thanksgiving #football #barberbombs #overthecandelabralobs #fuckin5yroldgriff #fuckingriffin #TouchdownsAllDay #TD4L #B4L #LG4L

I never expected to get Christmas album recommendations from the Jewish bass player of one of my fav jam bands, but this Sharon Jones album is great 🫧 DJ Brownie

I have watched this video no less than 4,600 times.

ICYMI: Steve from Tomorrow's Verse shares memories from an outrageous #phish show that took place 20 years ago today jambase.com/article/phish-…

Remember when Xavier absolutely kicked UC's ass yesterday. That was fun.

Opossum breaks into liquor store and gets drunk as a skunk dlvr.it/Q49Gg7

Well, we stopped posting these for some reason, but he's still doing it! (h/t jloose128) Big changes! Tulane Men's Basketball Is on the Map again after beating SMU! reddit.com/r/CollegeBaske…

Great article about JP!!! How Xavier's J.P. Macura has become college basketball's most notorious instigator sports.yahoo.com/xaviers-j-p-ma…

While everyone else on Twitter continues to tweet nonstop about politics, I'd like to take a second here and congratulate OJ Simpson on going 8,614 consecutive days without killing anyone. Keep it up, Juice!