When was the first time you saw yourself represented in media

They should make pooping for driving

They should make porn but for your soul

Aubrey Plaza (fake) (not real) (parody) (satire) Dogs of the world

This is the future liberals want

Some of you need to spend less time thinking about “body tea” and more time under the “bodhi tree”. Wake up, child of man! You are empty!

They should invent a pair of jeans that restricts the legs’ range of motion

They should suspend these on balloons and make them go 200mph

This is the world that liberals want

You legally have to tell me if you hail from lovely & idyllic Rochester, New York

The cockchafer comes from a grub that is generated in the dung of the cow or the ass. —Aristotle

This is huge news.err.ee/116562/estonia…

Thought of the name “Whither & Whence” not sure what it’s the name of yet

People talk about “breaking the seal” like “if I pee now I’ll just have to pee again sooner.” Brother you already have to pee