how it feels to have ur brain wander off to a place that doesnt please u

i think it was rude that no journalist asked rise a question he was in space too

La gente dizque "nunca había visto a un líder pelearse con el Papa" Enrique VIII:

shoutout to me in 5 years. i bet she’s doing amazing and i am rooting for her

Even platonically, I love intensely.

you literally just have to get really good at continuing

how it feels to listen to new Olivia Rodrigo music as an adult

don't invite me out to the function unless this is the vibe

Someone working at Monster knows exactly who the target demographic is

At the gynecologist hiding my underwear in my pants like the doctor isn’t about to crack my vagina open under a huge ass light like a crab leg

Have been insanely hungry today so got a burger from the campus food hall that I’m sure I will not regret. Also Friday 5x5 😋✌🏻

Me today

*Mom

this drip >>>

Impromptu parent visit means me using trickery and lightning speed to hide my late Great Grandma’s pie slicer that I stole from my Mom because once 15 years ago she left it outside after a cook out and it rusted and that broke my heart/pissed me off. ☺️

Friends

‘How are you so focused under pressure?’ Me in 1995:

Sweden has fucking everything.

Need a coffee like I need oxygen.