Unless you know how to wake him up properly, it’s ill advised to try.

“I have one kid and now every bitch wanna start poking holes in the condom, I’m not trying to be broke-er—“

‘Cant you just like regular, normal, REAL, women?’ “I may not get fine dining but I know my tastes are just misunderstood.”

My meat start acting up.

Gachass please and thanks.

Much as as he prefers 2D women there is something about cosplayers with bigger asses than the characters they dress as.

Waking up. Checking his hand. Nope, wanting to clap the shit out of anime girl historical figures has yet to manifest command seals on him. Crazy.

Heavy are the tits that should be on my lap.

He's gotta spend too much time with this kid of his, he's starting to see barney as some mega boober, fat assed, reptile woman.

"I got the wildest craving to make some kids."

“Gooning is crazy, I’m trying to just bust and be done with it for the 2 minutes before I gotta rub my shit out again.”