i get to see avril lavigne live in a few days 😱😱

barefoot all day

guy at worked asked if i was vegan. my dude im on like a 20 week tacos everyday streak. 2lb of taco meat a week being consumed

worst part about loving cheap automatic russian watches is waiting 60 days for the russian post office to move your box

*cuts to commercial break*

actually me: youtube.com/watch?v=eRZoLV…

am a tech surfer now

simple plan and avril lavigne was unbelievable

facebook reels keeps suggesting these cringy ass couples doing 'pranks'

the e-scooters have migrated to the suburbs. time to move to a corn field

no self development book will ever teach you how to mac on the dime piece produce girl at the grocery store. you just need to roll in there like randy marsh and get after it.

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click bait

bro has insane headset hair

i hate that you don't just run out of deodorant, the thingy just pops off at inconvenient times

i didn’t know i hated truckers until today. fuck truckers you 18 wheeled pieces of shit. (4 of us ran over debris and my car is damaged so im big angry but im not hurt and car still drives)

i started blocked these accounts and the facebook algorithm proceeds to feed me these idiots alternative accounts because interacting with the reel to block them is taken as i’m engaging with the post. what a stupid algorithm.

uh oh i found a girl with a septum piercing attractive. this is the start of my downfall

the time my friend and i got interviewed for the radio before simple plan and avril lavigne concert.

i’m on a taking back sunday kick and their live album is phenomenal