my girl give head clinically, call her a brain surgeon

Peppa pig lowkey mogs hello kitty

Never back down never what

A lucky voter for me (Slimezodia) for NISI (link below) will choose my next tag (at least one month), and another voter will be able to send one tweet on Thomathy, even if I don't win. Also, as a promotional device, I covered Sinatra's Fly Me to the Moon (it is atrocious).

“What if instead of homeward bound it was homeward boob” -Thomathy

THERES A SEQUAL TO HOMEWARD BOUND?!

I pop that Punxsutawney pill, got me feeling six more weeks of winter

Another draft league team wahoo (almost any ability)

Bro drafted Zarude Sandstorm

Yeah no, this character needs to be banned

fat girl foot jobs

I’ll take the BLT. Bitches, ta-tas, and ladies!

If you are a waiter/waitress in a smalltown bar, I'm sorry, stay strong, I respect you.

do you guys think clifford the big red dog is a homophobic femboy fucker?

That wasn't racism, it was just a proximity thing

Feet are the windows to my hole

Remember when smiling friends was gonna have them voice a character and then saw that shit and correctly went "absolutely not"? x.com/edmundmcmillen…

Getting pr wasn't enough for them to want me but still I apply