It's been two years now, I've decided I would like my stuff back #MarieKondo

I still don't understand twitter, nor do I understand why someone would spend money on it.

Am I doing this right?

I couldn't understand what I was missing out on and now I'm here I'm still unsure.

Am I supposed to do something? Does something happen now?

This entire experience is has left me feeling isolated and depressed.

I never knew how empty my life had been all these years until I learnt how to tweet.

Is Pauline Hanson really Sacha Baron Cohen?

That Christmas lunch you took all those photos of is now boxing day poo.