COVID UPDATE: Some bloke spluttering all the way down Richard Moon St. Avoid #Covid19UK #TestandTrace

NEWS: Police advise public to watch for washing being stolen from lines & pet dogs being impregnated as Port Vale visit tomorrow. #CreweAlex

SPORT: Crewe 0 Port Vale 0. Port Vale steal a point after weathering 90 mins of intense offensive pressure from the Alex. #LuckyClayheads

ENTS : Tonight at Last Orders, it's Darts & Doms. Pop in for cask ales & fine wine in a warm & welcoming environment

ENTS: Bruce Sprinsteen's on in the park

Thanks - retweeted “Giby: Crewe News Accident on the bridge near Franky and Bennys. Police closed the bridge.”

AWARDS: A massive effort by all in the town. Well done Crewe, Sandbach have you ever won recognition like this? No. theguardian.com/money/2015/nov…

SPORT: Crewe Alex Manager and 6 times Embassy World Snooker champion Steve Davis says teams playoff push starts today against Peterborough

NEWS: Upwardly mobile chavs celebrate the opening of Crewe Nandos. 'It's well posher than Maccies. You get a knife & fork and everything!'

NEWS: G g global megastar Gareth Gates to switch on Crewe Xmas lights along with local celebs Robbo the Chode King and the Kilted Tramp

WEATHER: Mild and overcast with a strong smell of chip fat down Alton Street

NEWS: Papa John's pizza to open at former 'Salt & Vinegar' chip shop. Finally! A fast food takeaway on Nanny Rd.

WEATHER: Dark as fuck

SPORT: Alex boss and 6 times world Snooker champ Steve Davis says today's stunning result at Swindon kick starts teams playoff push

HEALTH: Cheshire East encourage January diets by stopping people from driving to KFC on the retail park.

ENTS: Popstar WILL YOUNG to perform at #Betley this summer in a singing & juggling extravaganza 4 all the family £15

ENTS: 'Annie' star Aileen Quinne to perform songs from hit musical at #Betley this summer. £50 #gingerorphan

NEWS: Gang trouble erupts in Crewe as Dominos declare turf war with Papa Johns

HOROSCOPE: Scorpio - As Mars nears Venus you'll get smashed all day in The Brunswick. The chicken burger you bring back wont stop her crying