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POV: You're the last slice of pizza.

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Carbon Pages been "coming soon" for like 2 years bro 😭

"Australia's Authenticity Problem."

Translation: "I can't think of more than 14,000 words!" 😭😭

I write contemporary fiction about civil servants, but I want my covers to look like this.

we're not three days late, YOU'RE three days late, TALES OF THE UNREAL VOLUME 7 is out now!!! get a physical copy from Amazon, or read for free on our Substack!

Especially service animals. Meme dogs.

Congratulations to Unreal Press -SUBS OPEN- on selling 2,000-3,500 copies of their latest issue!

I was forced to WFH in 2020. I never wanted to. You shouldn't have proved it can be done. Now you're forced to let me—forever!—no matter how bad it gets, or how little I do.

We’re officially REPEALING the post-prequel consensus

FEDBOOK FREAK-OFF AUGUST 11/7:00 AM PST JOIN ME/Jesse Larkins /John TO PRESS F TO SPIT ON SLOPPY 𝐓𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐲'𝐬 𝐌𝐚𝐠 🎈 (David) THE SS BOYS PROMISE TO BRING INTEGRITY TO VERY LATE PATREON BOOK POLLS AND NOT MAINSTREAM SLOP. (And no, I'm not just mad about the prequel slander okay)

Why does that take guts? It's just the classic Steinbeck opening. I do it as well when I want to get the ball rolling. It's a very ordinary, low risk way to open a novel.

The most I have ever and probably ever will talk about the “craft,” the most you will hear about my second book before it comes out, and it also features total failure to kill the author: my definitive take on the events in the novel. Thank you for your attention to this matter

With our 10th issue of Tales of the Unreal on the horizon, we need to settle the score... What is the definitive list of The Best-Of Tales of the Unreal? What are your favorites, or just the ones that deserve some recognition?

Why are they soy facing? 🤣

Finally! I've made it. My new study overlooks the sights and sounds neighbourhood. Today I am writing.